What's happening peeps?

old_creep Fri, 01/22/2016 - 02:43

What's happening peeps i'm an old_creep and i come to state my biz

I hear you are hip to the perfect trip please tell me what it is

Cause I been climbing mountains Himalayans in stature and then I did Nepal

but all that time spent scratching dirt I was thinking about y'all

been poor been rich all the way and tasted the maggot's kiss

but I hear you are hip to the perfect trip please tell me what it is.

"I lived my life" said Babba Leroy upon his mountain top

then he lit a spliff and said "do it like this" and the man did never stop

then he started brewing shrooms in secret rooms and they went right over the top

I had to stay and get away or I was gonna lose it son, please don't let it drop

so what's happening peeps I'm an old creep and I come to state my biz

I hear you are hip to the perfect trip please tell me what is is

I heard the rap in the hot spots saying that you the dootsie-doo

I heard we're getting all loud and proud and I wanna do it with you

so what's up peeps I'm an old creep and I come to state my biz

I heard yer hip to the cool ass trip please tell me what it is!

 

 

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\Welcome slave ! I enjoyed your poem, I read it while I shopped with my food stamps on my obama phone ! God bless rand, he is going to unslave us all. The saint !

Post Script.

Why not enjoy a gun with a blade ? You know, having a cake and eating it too, but really, what the fuck else are you supposed to do with a cake. If it was a pie, you know, options, but cake ???

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Hillary Clinton's picture

Hardy har har!

"I have a deep hatred for comedians, but I really do LOVE the Saudis!"

SusanneV's picture

Old creep, you sound so deep

You don't sound like you're asleep

Our nation's lying in a heap

Filled with stupid, simple sheep

Welcome to A Call to Paul

People here are on the ball

We don't stumble, we don't fall

We just want what's right for all

Your poem is great, a real gem

You sound just like Eminem

Don't think you like to haw and hem

It's obvious you're not a dem

A cool ass trip is what we're on

We had a blast supporting Ron

And now we take a stand for Rand

A cool ass dude with a cool ass plan!

 

“Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food.” - Hippocrates

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we don't sound like eminem honey, he sounds like us.

 

(ego trip time! mud bath!)

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crabacado's picture

haha

Gotta' try one now...

Once lived a person

He was a Hot Dog guy

Who came back to earth

from the pie in the sky

When I asked him what had happened

He looked into my eyes

and said "a wise man never tells,

because one knows when one has tried"

So I scampered offf foolishly

feeling a bit of shame

Then his voice from behind me said

son, it's just a game

Now here we are on a different ark

To brushfires of liberty, we are the spark

All hail, all hark

All hail, all hark

haha, oh well...

A man who chops his own wood is warmed by it twice

SusanneV's picture

Very good :)

“Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food.” - Hippocrates

old_creep's picture

it tied together. You landed that one. So you can chase the wind and tie it together huh? That will come in handy. We might need somebody that can wrangle tornados. Gonna have to get you new boots and spurs but it's plausible.

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crabacado's picture

Been thinking about you.

A man who chops his own wood is warmed by it twice

DjPe5h's picture

Really, really good movie.

 

[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbXdwBNkCmk]

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"There are also unknown unknowns. The things we do not know we don't know." ~DHR

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I had no idea this movie existed...looks fantastic! I've got to watch it now.

Regarding the vid I posted, I guess whoever posted it on YT used the sequence. But the song is so deep and poignant, I think it was perfect video to accompany the music.

Lyrics here

You have a natural tendency
To squeeze off a shot
You're good fun at parties
You wear the right masks
You're old but you still
Like a laugh in the locker room
You can't abide change
You're at home on the range
You opened your suitcase
Behind the old workings
To show off the magnum
You deafened the canyon
A comfort a friend
Only upstaged in the end
By the Uzi machine gun
Does the recoil remind you
Remind you of sex
Old man what the hell you gonna kill next
Old timer, who you gonna kill next
I looked over Jordan and what did I see
Saw a U.S. Marine in a pile of debris
I swam in your pools
And lay under your palm trees
I looked in the eyes of the Indian
Who lay on the Federal Building steps
And through the range finder over the hill
I saw the front line boys popping their pills
Sick of the mess they find
On their desert stage
And the bravery of being out of range
Yeah the question is vexed
Old man what the hell you gonna kill next
Old timer who you gonna kill next
Hey bartender over here
Two more shots
And two more beers
Sir, turn up the TV sound
The war has started on the ground
Just love those laser guided bombs
They're really great
For righting wrongs
You hit the target
And win the game
From bars 3, 000 miles away
3, 000 miles away
We play the game
With the bravery of being out of range
We zap and maim
With the bravery of being out of range
We strafe the train
With the bravery of being out of range
We gain terrain
With the bravery of being out of range
With the bravery of being out of range
We play the game
With the bravery of being out of range

A man who chops his own wood is warmed by it twice

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i have highly mixed feelings on the subject of weapons. I'll have to top post this. Hope you guys don't mind if I work out some feelings.

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